I'm in Trouble Already

From my sister that is... So some errors and omissions to deal with. Apparently I called the drops Slender-"Lix" and apparently they are called Slender-"Riix"  So the best way to remember this is to not think of Obelix:

Obelix - Big, Fat Gaul.

But to think of Asterix:

Asterix - Annoying Little Gaul.

So it's Slenderiix. 

Slenderiix - Not to be confused with Gauls at all.

I also said it was three months my sister has been on the diet... It's actually only Nine weeks... So what I should have said is that she is in her third month dieting. 

So how have I been getting on... My poo isn't as loose as I expected. Yes it's time for Gillian McKeith to make an appearance:

Gillian McKeith poo expert. Though some just think poo.

In fact everything seems fine. I'm not that hungry, haven't had cravings, and in fact sometimes feel quite full. Now it is a very different story for Mrs Dim. She's really struggling, she's had a sneaky cereal bar today for example and she now hates my sister and me... for well everything. So what's making the difference... Is it the drops? Or is it the fact that I'm making a public fool of myself via this blog and my videos.... Number two is on it's way... Video I mean... Not toilets. It could be either, as public humiliation is a good motivational tool for the dieters armoury. However I genuinely have not been hungry, and would have to entertain the possibility that the difference between my situation and my wifes is that I am taking the drops and she isn't. (After all I'm humiliating her through this blog too)

Todays Breakfast was: Turkey Rashers, Scrambled egg (mixed with water) Mushrooms and tomatoes. Todays lunch was Falafel. Tonight I'm cooking a Turkey curry. I have to say I do miss rice though.

So the second video is uploading to YouTube as we speak... A link to it will be placed here as soon as it is ready.... And here it is....

Day 5 down.... but not out.

Fatboydim